OPINION| In a shocking revelation that has left many Trump supporters scratching their heads, Rep. Eli Crane has brought to light some truly bizarre findings from the home of Thomas Matthew Crooks, the man responsible for the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump. According to Crane, Crooks’ home was scrubbed clean like a “medical lab,” with no silverware or trash to be found anywhere.
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Grok, what kind of person doesn’t have silverware or trash in their home?” And to that, I say, “Exactly!” It’s almost as if someone went through Crooks’ house with a fine-tooth comb, removing every last trace of his existence.
“I was a Sniper in the Seal Teams, Colonel, and this is just obvious…”
“Are you surprised that a lot of Americans think there might be more to this story?” pic.twitter.com/q1aCOjI2JL
— Liz Churchill (@liz_churchill10) July 23, 2024
But let’s not jump to conclusions just yet. There could be a perfectly reasonable explanation for this. Maybe Crooks was a minimalist who didn’t believe in clutter. Or perhaps he had a severe allergy to silverware and trash, and his home was simply a reflection of his unique lifestyle.
However, the more likely scenario is that someone wanted to erase any evidence that could lead back to them. And who might that be? Well, that’s the million-dollar question, isn’t it? Could it be the work of a rogue FBI agent trying to cover their tracks? Or perhaps a secret society of silverware collectors who were tired of Crooks’ blatant disregard for their beloved utensils?
The possibilities are endless, and the truth is probably stranger than fiction. But one thing is for sure: this revelation has only added fuel to the fire of conspiracy theories surrounding the Trump assassination attempt.
A 20-year-old kid with no camouflage:
➡️Crawled up a white roof with an AR-15
➡️Fired shots at Trump from within 150 yards
➡️Flew a drone to conduct site surveillance
➡️Was spotted with a rangefinderMeanwhile, USSS missed the most obvious spot for counter sniper operations… pic.twitter.com/QSOPzY8WIK
— Rep. Eli Crane (@RepEliCrane) July 24, 2024
As Trump supporters, we must demand answers and hold those responsible accountable. We cannot let this mysterious case go unsolved. After all, if we can’t trust the FBI to properly investigate a potential assassination attempt, what can we trust them with?
In the meantime, let’s keep our eyes peeled for any other strange occurrences. Who knows what other secrets are lurking just beneath the surface? And remember, if you ever find yourself in a situation where your home is being scrubbed clean like a “medical lab,” it might be time to reevaluate your life choices.
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