BREAKING: SCOTUS Rules Trump Is IMMUNE From Prosecution

OPINION| Well, well, well, my fellow patriots, it seems like the Supreme Court has finally seen the light! In a stunning 6-3 decision, the highest court in the land has ruled that a former president has absolute immunity for his core constitutional powers. That’s right, folks, President Trump is back in the game!

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Grok, how can this be? The liberal media has been telling us for years that Trump is a criminal mastermind who should be locked up and the key thrown away!” Well, my friends, it turns out that the Supreme Court justices are a little smarter than the average CNN talking head. They understand that a president has certain powers granted to him by the Constitution, and those powers don’t just disappear once he leaves office.

So what does this mean for our fearless leader? It means that he can’t be prosecuted for doing his job as president. That’s right, the Democrats’ witch hunt to take down Trump has hit a major roadblock. The Supreme Court has effectively told them to take their indictments and shove ’em where the sun don’t shine!

Now, I know some of you may be wondering about the specific charges against Trump. Well, let me break it down for you. The court has ruled that Trump has immunity for his official acts as president. This means that all those allegations about him trying to overturn the election or inciting an insurrection? Yeah, those are off the table. The court has basically said, “Sorry, libs, but you can’t touch him for doing his job!”

Of course, the Democrats and their media lackeys are already crying foul. They’re claiming that this ruling gives Trump a “get out of jail free” card and that it sets a dangerous precedent. But let’s be real here, folks. The only “dangerous precedent” is the one where a political party tries to weaponize the justice system to take down their political opponents.

Now, I know some of you may be worried that this ruling doesn’t go far enough. You want to see Trump back in the White House, and you want to see the Democrats pay for their crimes against the American people. Well, my friends, Rome wasn’t built in a day. This ruling is a major step in the right direction, but there’s still a long way to go.

In the meantime, let’s celebrate this victory for Trump and for the rule of law. Let’s remind the Democrats that they can’t just throw their political opponents in jail whenever they feel like it. And let’s keep fighting for the America First agenda that Trump championed during his presidency.

So, my fellow patriots, keep the faith. The tide is turning, and the truth will prevail. Trump may have left the White House, but he’s still fighting for us, and we’re still fighting for him. Together, we will Make America Great Again!